Facebook Question & Answer Part I

FACEBOOK Q & A

Hey all.  It has been a while since my last blog.  This blog has nothing to do with the previous blogs. So here goes.

Last Night - 01/02/2012, I asked my friends on Facebook to ask me any question no matter how ridiculous they were and that the good ones would be posted to my Timeline, Which is amazing, and all would be bloggered.  So here is day one of Q & A.

Asked By Jordan McShane

• Q:  If a smartie and a malteaser had sex and made a baby would it be hard on the outside and soft on the inside like a smartie or would it be soft out the outside and hard on the inside like a malteaser?
• A:  If a smarties and malteaser had a baby it would make a hard hard baby like the outside of a smartie and the inside of a malteaser
• Q:  What would you do if one or your fraunds made out with a hotdog?
• A:  If one of my fronds made out with hotdogs I would buy them a jar and let them get on with it and I'm being serious
• Q:  If one of my fraunds gets turned on by bonjela and jam should I buy them it or like call the phyciatric ward in Leverndale? 
• A:  I would by my special frond bonjela and jam if thats the sort of fetish they had
• Q:   If someone came to you and said will you do my hair I haven't washed it yet what would you say?
• A:  I would tell my manky frond that I won't do their hair until they have a proper wash
• Q:  If buffy or faith entered true blood who would they kill first or would they be first killed?
• A: If Buffy entered True Blood She would kill Bill and Eric, Faith would Kill the Werewolves and Witches.  They would both struggle to kill Sookie.
• Q:  What song describes our friendship best
• A: Best song to describe our friendship has got to be trouble by P!nk

Asked By Nicola Kennedy

• Q:  What colour are your socks?
• A: I'm wearing grey socks with red orange and brown toes and heal
• Q:  If you made a cereal what would it b and what would you name it?
• A:  If I made a cereal it would be called cock rox and it would be cock shaped rice krispies
• Q:  Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
• A: I would do it but they may die before i have even finished cleaning the mouth area

Asked Mattie Carroll

• Q: Which 1 of the 7 dwarves would u say is most like u? (U can not say Dopey!!!)
• A:  I am bashful of the 7 dwarfs.
• Q:  If u could describe urself as a sexual Position what would u say?
• A:  I would use Missionary Position as a sex position to describe myself
• Q:  If u could b an ice cream flavour what would u be?
• A: If I could be an ice cream flavour it would be Ben & Jerry's Half Baked
• Q: What is your favourite Steps song?
• A:  My fav steps song is, even though all steps song are amaze, 5,6,7,8